24 September, 2008

Dang it, this Jaguar is totally badass

Man, I was looking up videos with crocodiles and perhaps get some tips on how to handle them and I came across a video titled Jaguar vs. Crocodile and damn, the jaguar is like the natures ninja. I warn you, this Jaguar is hardcore and these are battles for life and death, if you can't handle death in nature or pure raw awesomeness then you shouldn't watch this:

Jaguar vs. Crocodile


Winner: Jaguar

See? He took care of that crocodile like it was nothing! I should learn from that magnificent cat. But killing crocodiles makes you hungry and that leads to the next round:

Jaguar vs. Big Fish


Winner: Jaguar

It doesn't matter if you try to flee into the water, the Jaguar persists in any element. I hope you enjoyed your feast Jaguar for your greatest challenge awaits you! An epic tussle that we could only call:

Jaguar vs. Anaconda


Winner: Jaguar!

Steaming hot donkey balls! He did it! It looked like the Anaconda was getting the best of him but Jaguar prevailed! And how cool is that narrator?

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