It's one of those Olternate Universe days

I met my Olternate Universe counterpart today. Yes, you heard me right, Olternate with an O not Alternate. Ah, the Olternate universe, aptly described as the "bargain bin dimension" where every cheap knock-off or substitute is the real thing, Coca Cola is Pepsi (and diet too) and Lego is those crappy Mega Blocks, heck, their laws of physics seems too have been set-up by an illiterate high-school drop-out and math just doesn't seem to work there. And also: Your counter-part from the Olternate Universe is always an annoying doppelganger of your least favorite cousin which for me is Complexi-Men, my Olternate universe "twin" (and really, he looks like a crappy low-budget Phillipino made version of me, basically his Lastikman to my Plastic Man) and yes, that's Complexi-Men despite there only being one of him. He sometimes pops into our universe just to antagonize me but we never fight because he really doesn't know how so he just annoys me until the whole episode just ends with an unsatisfying conclusion. But it still manages to cheer me up everytime, because despite how bad things are, at least your not from the Olternate universe.