But anyway, there was apparently an "accident" yesterday with the usual sketchy reports and stuff and then the next day we suddenly get this:
Some woman that bears a striking resemblance to the person in the Large Hadron Rap calling herself The Collider and that claims that she got her vague undefined "particle powers" from the accident yesterday and oh yes, I almost forgot: SHE'S ON THE COVER OF A FREAKING MAGAZINE ALREADY! How the hell did this happen so fast!? I've been in the super-biz for many, many years now, ever since I was a kid and I barely get my name mentioned but she, the star of a really popular youtube video, somehow gets into an accident, gains some super-powers and is now on the cover of the Meta-Human Weekly with a fully formed super-hero identity that promotes the power of science. And all this happens within 24 hours, and I heard from people that there was a small group of people that put down large identical sums of money on the first accident creating a super-heroine where the odds were ridiculously low and now the reap the rewards while everybody else jumped into the monster pool. I tell you, this is all one big plot from Big Science, think about it: Between all the publicity from the "possible black hole" story and the Large Hadron Rap we now get The Collider to further increase the attention... *Sigh*
Some woman that bears a striking resemblance to the person in the Large Hadron Rap calling herself The Collider and that claims that she got her vague undefined "particle powers" from the accident yesterday and oh yes, I almost forgot: SHE'S ON THE COVER OF A FREAKING MAGAZINE ALREADY! How the hell did this happen so fast!? I've been in the super-biz for many, many years now, ever since I was a kid and I barely get my name mentioned but she, the star of a really popular youtube video, somehow gets into an accident, gains some super-powers and is now on the cover of the Meta-Human Weekly with a fully formed super-hero identity that promotes the power of science. And all this happens within 24 hours, and I heard from people that there was a small group of people that put down large identical sums of money on the first accident creating a super-heroine where the odds were ridiculously low and now the reap the rewards while everybody else jumped into the monster pool. I tell you, this is all one big plot from Big Science, think about it: Between all the publicity from the "possible black hole" story and the Large Hadron Rap we now get The Collider to further increase the attention... *Sigh*Monkey funking Big Science... Everybody's probably gonna confuse our names too... and the Comp-Kart was destroyed while I was at the super-market by something with large teeth, that smells like crocodiles and the strength to throw a go-kart through a second story window... and I got no money now.
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I think she had powers before hand and was sitting on an alterego for while.....
*knows nothing of the special magazine-cover portrait photo of the Collider, for which he recieved plenty moneys*
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I KNOW NOTHING!!!!
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