How to properly make a sneak attack

Well, since we all know that it was my stealthiness and sneakiness that stopped the Crocodile Gang I thought I might as well share some tips on how to put yourself in the perfect position to perform a sneak attack. Here's a tip: Most people that are not ninjas or have special training always expect and attack from the behind when anticipating a sneak attack. So that is why an attack from above, below, sideways or just a frontal assault works better.

Here's three examples of perfect positions for ambushes

1. Hanging from the ceiling and then dropping down on the foes.

Here Uma Thurman remains unseen and can attack whenever she wants to because, and this is important, guards never look up unless there's some noice or something falls down.

Especially not Crocodile People.

2. Hide behind r under something and slowly move towards the target, if seen, remain still. Because guards never notice when a box or potted plants (or whatever) has changed its position if they don't see it in motion. Boxes are of course very useful for that as Solid Snake has proved again and again.

3. The Rorschach method:

Because people never expect to be ambushed from the fridge.