25 September, 2008

Baby, you're too hot to accelerate my particles

The latest news going around is that there's been a problem in the LHC ever since The Collider gained her powers in an "accident" and now they have to shut it down until Spring 2009.

Yeah, serves them right.

The Collider has meanwhile done some more "super-heroics" with a scientific angle in Europe and she reportedly teamed-up with one of those French super-mimes but I don't know if it was an official thing or just a rumor. But the damage to the LHC is a serious blow to her image so I'm happy all in all. Big Science can eat my shorts.

3 comments:

Thomas Fummo said...

I thought you donated your shorts to Big Science...

and those French super-mimes aren't very super at all.

The Complicated said...

Man, you shouldn't underestimate Les Pantomimes Extraordinaires, they're craftier than you might think.

Vice said...

once you learn to stop invisible ropes and boxes... they aren't that bad....